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If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. Ive got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull... But thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, And its especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But heres the worst of it. graphic Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 07:41:41 +0000

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