If the President Told the Truth during His Address, He Would Have Said This:(This is satire) Fusion politics is the solution. Its where I pick up voters from another country that will vote the way I tell them to, because theyll be grateful I let them stay here and receive benefits from the US Treasury that Americans that refused to vote for me paid into to. In other words, Im firing and replacing the portion of the American electorate that refuses to go along with me. But with this executive action I can reward and add 5 million Mexican voters with Mexican voter ID cards who vote in Mexican election for up to 5 Mexican political parties also vote over there, and also have them vote here, but without US ID card at the ballot box for the US Democratic Party. Heres how it will work, these new voters they be waved through by my party operatives at the polling stations who wont check an ID, so long as the illegal immigrant bring a name with them thats off the voter rolls, or with a US drivers license that many States issue to illegal immigrants. Whats even better, is that even before my executive action, under the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals Act, illegal immigrants brought to the United States before the age of 16, who are younger than 31 and have lived in the country at least five year, are eligible for deferral of deportation and authorization to work. Many recipients, however, must drive in order to be able to work. In January 2013, the Department of Homeland Security issued a memorandum stating that immigrants with such deferrals were legal enough to qualify for driver’s licenses.The states, however, decide who gets a driver’s license. So far, 45 states have created a path for issuing driver’s licenses to DACA recipients, with differing restrictions and appearances. Arizona and Nebraska specifically deny such licenses under DACA; they are being challenged in court. What this means is that under my executive action, millions of Mexican illegal immigrants, and their grateful families living here, will vote for the Democratic party, while still getting to vote back in Mexico in Mexican elections with their Mexican voter ID cards. And why did I do that? To punish you and fire you for not voting the way I prefer that you had voted, to help me fundamentally transform America. Does this fusion strategy work? Of course it does. It worked for the New Party in Chicago in the 1990s that I worked with and today that strategy (of allowing one candidate to run on multiple party tickets to be added together for the win) is successfully used in the State of New York. The best part is that by 2016, if you and all the other racists and Republicans dont stop these policies, the Democratic party wont need you anymore. Well have our own voting block that we made from the fused together electorates of Mexico and the United States that will keep us in power forever.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 11:53:27 +0000
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