If you are a man and you want to live a long life, please do not go near your womans phone...unless you have a strong shock-absorbers ! When I got home, I met my Tennant Emeka sitting on the stairs and crying like a baby. So I asked him, Landlord : EMekus wetin happen now? who die now? Emeka: Brother, na Amaka,ooooo Landlord : Jeesssuss!!! Amaka don die???? Emeka: My brother had it been she even die sef I no go cry... dis girl has finished me ooo! Landlord: oya, please calm down and tell me what happened! Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use Idiot to save my name in her phone... Landlord: mshhhhhhhhhhh na the Idiotdey pain u??? even makin u cry? U get time my broda... Emeka: Bros no be the Idiotdey pain me, the tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 40 Landlord: hmmm my broda manage the Idiot now, after all my own girl dat i wan to marry used Evangelist Temmy to save my name in her phone... Emeka: (laughing now) na wa oo, At least dat one is even beta... Landlord: Shut up! When I scrolled the phone further I saw 13 other evangelists (Ibe,Timothy, Jacob, Andrew, David, TOCHUKWU, Bolaji, Williams, and so on....) then 5 pastors (Mike, Anthony, Gideon, Jumbo, and Dennis) and then 4 Apostles (Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg), then 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha! maybe that bishop is the general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch. pastor!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 08:12:19 +0000
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