If you cross the The North Korean border illegally, you get ..... 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison ..... If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ..... detained indefinitely ..... If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ..... shot ..... If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ..... jailed ..... If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get ..... kidnapped and may be never heard of - again ..... If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get ..... branded as a spy and your fate sealed ..... If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get ..... thrown into a political prison to rot ..... If you cross the British border illegally, you get ..... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence ..... Now ..... if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get ..... 1. A ration card 2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! ) 3. A drivers licence 4. A voter identity card 5. Credit cards 6. A Haj subsidy 7. Job reservation 8. Special privilages for minorities 9. Government housing on subsidized rent 10. Loan to buy a house 11. Free education 12. Free health care 13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your cause 14. The right to talk about secuarism, which you have not heard about in your own country !
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 08:03:05 +0000