If your Not Australian you my miss some of the Double Meanings But lets see how you go.. Sittin at home last Sunday mornin me mate Boomerrang Said he was havin a few people around for a barbie, Said he might Kookaburra or two. I said, Sounds great, will Wallaby there? He said Yeah and Vegemite come too. So I said to the wife Do you wanna Goanna?. She said Ill go if Dingos. So I said Wattle we do about Nulla? He said Nullabors me to tears, leave him at home. We got to the party about two and walked straight out the kitchen to put some booze in the fridge. And you wouldnt believe it, theres Boomers wife Warra sittin there tryin to Platypus! Now, I dont like to speak Illawarra, but I was shocked, I mean how much can a Koala bear? So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangarratta and went out to join the party. Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumpin. This Indian girl, Marsu, turns up, dying to go to the toilet but she couldnt find it. I said to me mate Al, Hey, where can Marsupial? He said She can go outback with the fellas, shes probably seen a cockatoo. Well just then Warra comes out of the kitchen with a few drinks for everybody. Fair dinkum, youve never seen a Coolabah maid. I grabbed a beer and said Thanks Warra - tah. A couple of Queensland at the party, one smellin pretty strongly of aftershave. One of em sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, Ya know mate, Eureka Stockade! It was a really hot day; Oscar felt like a swim. He said to Ina, Do you want a have a dip in the Riverina? She said I havent got my Kosiosko. Well Bo says, Come in starkers, Wattle they care! Ina says What, without so much as a Thredbo? Ah, Perisher thought! Has Eucumbine in yet? Well a few of the blokes decided to play some cricket. Boomer says Why doesnt Wombat? Yeah, and let Tenterfield. And he said I should have a bowl but I was too out of it to play cricket so I suggested a game of cards. I said to Lyptus Wanna game of Eucalyptus? He said Theres no point mate, Darwins everytime. Well Bill said hed like a smoke. Nobody knew where the dope was stashed. I said I think Merinos. But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn. Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket. Bill says Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate? Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide em on me. And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters. Well I thought Id roll one meself, I said Chuck us the Tally Hobart. He said Theyre out on the Laun, Ceston, can you get em for us? Burnie says Its okay mate, shes apples, Ill get em for ya Just then Alice Springs into action, starts to pack Billabong. And you wouldnt believe it, the bongs broken. I said Lord Howe! Hay-man somebody says Will a Didgeridoo? I said Hummmmm mummmm mummmmm mummmmm maybe itll have ta. I look in the corner and theres Bass sittin there, not getting into it, not getting out of it, I said What, is Bass Strait or somthin? Boomer says As a matter a fact mate, hes a cop I said Ya jokin mate, a cop, Im getting outta here, lets Goanna. She said No way, Im hangin round till Gum leaves. Besides, I dont wanna leave Jacardanda party on his own. Have you seen him? I think hes trying to crack on Toowoomba, Hes already tried to Mount Isa And hell definitely try to lead you Australiana!
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 03:46:43 +0000
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