Ill sleep a happy dude. Story about one of my best friends. I recall the guy approaching me to help him with my handset. His phone had just bathed in water and wasnt working. He typed something before he turned to me and asked if what he had writen could win the girl he was eyeing. I kept a considerable distance until he finished. I openly told him it wasnt detailed enough. He was typing a love message. But he had used a plain vibe, this one of....I love you...you are the only one mango in Karahari desert.....when I see you.... So I advised him to use a more conviencing and unique vibes. And if possible, to send her a letter. He didnt initially like my advice but I managed to convience him that a mordern woman likes uniqueness and madness, all rolled in one. So he bought a floral writting pad and a lovely envelop. The problem was now what to pendown. We begun crafting the love poetry. I told him to try and cause the girl a headache, by using difficult but eye-catching words. So that if she floats, she will find time to ask what the dude meant, and love will crop-up. Dear Bridget,....your slender, athletic body...classic dimples...my feelings to you are up and furious,...... instead of saying plainly that he loves this girl. I told him to use the word passionate instead of love you. Then we added the word glomerulus am deeply gromelurus about you...... I new before she would come to realize that the term gromerulus is a part in human kidney anatomy, some love will sprout. Well, God is great, she didnt consult the dictionary or form three biology syllabus. That was last year, a week before valentine day. Huh, they are now expecting a baby. so things went smoothly? i ask him. Hehe kirema arume ni kigariure (which loosley translates to.... Anything that beats a circle of men is indeed a real knot) he replys. mmhh i nod affirmatively. now its you. Will you use a letter! he ask me. We both burst in lib-cracking laughter. Until my nerves ache.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 18:06:33 +0000
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