Im Young 4ever: Mzansis finest football rules that I miss} We have all played a game of street football and if it wasn’t in the street it was certainly on the playground at school. The rules of the street or the playground are usually very unorthodox but its vital to your survival on the park. 1. The kid who is overweight always ended up as the goalkeeper. Well, at least Mzansis keepers are fit! 2. The person whose ball it is, decides who plays and who doesn’t. 3. Penalties are only awarded if the injured player rolled around and swore enough times. Kind of like Cristiano Ronaldo. 4. The match only ends when everyone that is playing is tired. 5. No matter how many goals you are winning by the winner is always determined by “NEXT GOAL WINS”... Who remembers the Golden Goal Rule? 6. There is never a referee... No one is that larny in the streets! 7. If there is no ball, then a plastic bottle will do. We will take anything that we can kick about and score with! 8. If you are picked last then you probably not very good at the game. Unlike at Sundowns, the players are good enough but there is just too many of them! 9. Getting the football stuck under a car or in a tree is the most stressful part of the game. Whats Pitsos famous excuse? The bus was nicely parked! 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, it’s usually game over. I guess we are glad Gavin Hunt isnt in our team then.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 07:27:25 +0000
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