Im being mildly sarcastic and a bit of an asshole, unless you totally think this is a great idea. For my friends that believe in the predicted rapture(s) on the dates of, - April 2014 - March 2015: prediction by John Hagee and Mark Blitz with their Four blood moons theory which predicts Jesus Christ coming back. - 2020 - 2037: prediction by Jeane Dixon(alleged psychic) with Jesus returning to destroy the unholy trinity of the Antichrist, Satan, and the False prophet between 2020 and 2037. She was wrong about February 4, 1962 but why hold that against her? - 2021: prediction by F. Kenton Beshore who predicted the world would end in 1988, i.e., within one biblical generation (40 years) of the founding of Israel in 1948. He claims this to still be true but the generation was incorrect and was actually 70-80 years. Putting the second coming of Jesus between 2018 and 2028 with the rapture by 2021 at the latest. - 2026: prediction by the Messiah Foundation International by having a comet collide with earth in accordance with Riaz Ahmed Gohar Shahis predictions in The Religion of God. What Im wondering is, can I have your shit when those dates get closer? Would you empty your bank account then give me the money, sign over your house, and gift me your car? All the stuff you wont need anymore I wouldnt mind taking off your hands, as a friend of course. Plus it would be a good last kind act to do before you depart this earth forever. Im willing to pay legal fees to get an airtight contact written up so after youre gone no one can try to take what generous gifts you left me, unless we all die from that comet and then who is really gonna take my house? Thanks for reading and I hope you consider this amazing offer of generosity and testament to show your true faith, given you believe and prescribe to the forementioned predictions. Have an amazing day! :)
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 04:24:17 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015