Im calling it the Fall 2014 Silverback Gouda Challenge. Now normally, when you think of a challenge fo Dave (aka Backboobs Silverback), youd imagine something along the lines of passing up an extra scoop of blue cheese for those 2 dozen wings he ordered, or perhaps locating his peter without the use of a mirror, or maybe tipping a bartender for his large water with lemon slice. All classic opportunities for epic fails! However today, Im thinking this Silverback Challenge will be for that moron to climb into a ring ... while wearing headgear, but leaving his neck brace behind. Yeah, were hearing that yodel walked around town for a couple of years, the supposed victim of a slip and fall (maybe he bent down to grab a case of Cheese Whiz and tumbled over due to a sudden gust of gravity taking hold of his sizable midsection). Anywho... Im wondering ... is there someone else they can send? Someone not on disability, someone who doesnt have a PI lawyer on speed dial? Anyone? The blind kid down the street? The mangy neighborhood mutt? My lawyer worries that wed put permanently cripple the dude. Bueller.... Bueller...
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 20:25:58 +0000
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