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Im contemplating my next career move; to become an officer of the English language in the department of the Grammar Police. Id be swingin my ball-point night stick and writing up citations one after another. Then Id walk back to my squad car, a Dodge Neon, and scan other dopey thugs and throw on the highlights, not cherries. My sirens would be looped audio of Gomer Pyle and Barney Fife yelling citizens arrest, citizens arrest! Okay, it just got weird. My blue uniform would be paper white with red pinstripes and a paper hat. My gun would shoot paper clips. And my badge, well, thatd be provided by Merriam-Webster. I think I just concocted a potential home-movie skit!

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