Im drawing a picture of Mohammed. I think he looked a bit like Tony Shaloub with a beard . Im not going to show it to you, because I dont want you to be killed, but Im drawing up a storm. I may put him on a surf board, or riding a Dewback in the desert of Tatooine. Everyone everywhere ought to draw Mohammed. Maybe get a rubber stamp made. Get a tattoo. Get a bunch of stickers made, let the Prophet go where Andre the Giant has gone before. Id hate to have to hang my belief in civil liberty on, say, a cross between HUSTLER and CRACKED magazines (or is it THE RAZZLE and THE NATIONAL REVIEW?), but when your response to lewd satire is automatic gunfire, you probably dont belong in the gene pool. The thing Is, if every school child from Mombassa to Tucumcari is drawing the Prophet having tea with Hello Kitty, or diving on a nest of Zionist Pirates in an SU-25 Frogfoot with Syrian markings, how will the Islamicreeps of the world know who to kill first? Put the Prophet on your fridge. Let him hang out next to the recycling schedule and the postcard from your dentist. Trust me, Mohammeds cool -- he married a much older woman, and was as obsessive a reader as any George R. R. Martin fan. If he were around today, hed make library cards mandatory and romance Hilary Clinton (She would, admittedly, have to convert). I think he would look at all the images of Jesus and his Virgin Mom, and Vishnu, and Cthulhu, decorating the fridges of the world, and hed ask, How do I get some of that action? Je suis Mohammed.
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 08:40:41 +0000
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