Im fat, Im fat We cant have that. I want to be thin Cuz thin is in. If thin is in, Then why do I stick out? Cuz I eat too much I have no doubt. Because I am a glutton I cannot button My shirt- Or my skirt. Jack Sprat Could eat no fat And his wife could eat no lean What exactly does this mean? Jack Sprat was thin Cuz thin was in And his wife was fat Cuz fat was where its at. Snickers bars and Almond Joys Potato chips and Chips Ahoys Caramel popcorn and natural fructose On comes the pounds and the cellulose. I am now comatose Because of an overdose Of food. How rude. I just got home from the restaurant Where I ate almost anything I want. Im now so full Im going to be sick. To eat like that I must be a lunatic. How I feel I cant describe Ill call my doctor and ask him to prescribe Something good for indigestion And then Ill ask him just one more question: How can I lose all this weight Ive put on? I know by now I must weigh a ton. Hell probably give me his two cents worth And proceed to ask me How on Earth Can anyone eat the way you do? To eat that much is quite taboo. There should be a law against the way you eat. You probably go on a diet just so you can cheat. To heck with doctors- what do they know? Im sure right now Im on a plateau. Tomorrow is another day. I wonder just how much Ill weigh. Im fat, Im fat, So what- who cares? So what if my buttocks Have to sit in two chairs!
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 21:15:53 +0000
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