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Im forced to put this on FaceBook for all times I pick on poor Dwight! (right!!!) Me...Dwight, I cant get my tablet to recharge in the docking station? Dwight...why not? Me...I dont know...thats why Im bringing it up to you. Dwight...I dont mess with your electronics...I hate your electronics... Me...I know, I know, but come one, give me a clue, cause Im ready to throw this tablet across the room! Dwight...Is it plugged in? Me...yes!!!! Dwight...you sure? Me...YES...why would I unplug the damn plug! Dwight...well, youve done some pretty dumb stuff in your life. Me...What does that mean? Dwight...focus on the electronics here Pam! Me...why you started it. Dwight...okay, well since I started it...did you notice the cord is not plugged in... Me...(I look down and behind the basket and notice the cord IS NOT PLUGGED IN!) So I plug it in with conviction! Dwight...See what I mean...you gotta look to see if its plugged in or turned on. Me.. thanks...Im heading out to do my errands...(and Im puzzled, cause I know I plugged that docking station in and didnt touch it...) Hours later.... Me...(phone ringing in truck...) Hello... Dwight...You there? Me..No silly, someone else is driving my truck! Dwight...(starts laughing) You coming home? Me...Why??? Dwight...Well, I figured you were mad at me cause I havent heard from you in hours... Me...Why what did you do? Dwight (laughing)...well, I unplugged your docking station when we got home from vacation cause I was vacumming up the mess I made when I dropped the cereal container. Me..WHAT! TOTAL SILENCE...NO LAUGHING...NOTHING! Dwight...You coming home... Me...I hung up on him! He had me believing Im going nuts! Im gonna write that mans obituary if it kills me! And Im gonna check every outlet with my electronics from now on! This is like leaving the toilet lid up!
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 16:06:01 +0000

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