Im going to try sharing my ABBAsession again. This time, Im going to take a pen and paper and watch the little Facebook ticker and see whos on here today. If youre not supporting my week long ABBA obsession then your name is going on a shit list as a person that is ugly on the inside and is not my friend. I promise you, youll pay. Youll pay so dearly for your lack of enthusiasm for my interests and for pretending all this time to be my friend. Im not going to tolerate you. If youve been hit by a bus and are laying in the road in a pool of your own twisted bones and blood and you can only move your fingers and your last moment on this planet is upon you, then I expect you to use your mangled little fingers to watch this and give it a like as your final act so that the paramedics who come to scrape you up laugh about how you were actually listening to a song called S.O.S. when you got run over. Maybe Im an idealist? Maybe I just cant accept that people who are my friends dont share common interests? Maybe youre just a freak? Im not the freak. Youre the freak! Not me.
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 17:02:21 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015