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Im gonna bottom line it here. Without coffee, my body would just give out. Pieces of me would fall off into a smoldering pile of goo, crows would fly off with my body parts and then.. in a few sequential puffs of misty red smoke, I would disappear into the ether. Like a witch, or David Copperfield. Angry butterflies would retrieve the remaining piles of caffeine-deprived dust and build cocoons as they plan to soon unleash a furious campaign to take over humanity. Alas. The butterflys will fail. Because amassing an angry insect army to take over the world from bodies that have given up coffee is futile. Pointless I tell you - it just wont work. And thats a fact. Check Wikipedia. So Im not giving up coffee. And those damn butterflies can suck it.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 17:04:39 +0000

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