Im hoping for some help with a delicate personal issue. Approximately eight a half months ago I went out round town and had a fabulous evening. At the start of said evening I was a virgin. That night, a gallon and half down, I made acquaintance with a pair of sisters from Staveley. One thing led to another, as it does at 4am after a visit to Best Kebab, and I ended up back at the one bedroom flat of one of the sisters, the other in tow. I ended up emptying my nuts into each girl whilst the other snored off a gallon of cheap rose and woo-woos. My issue now is that both are about to give birth and neither sister has been bright enough to work out who the father is of the others child. I however know I sired both, as yet unborn, sprogs. When do I break the news to them? Would the delivery suite be appropriate? (both sisters booked in for the same day but think the other is pregnant by Kevin/Wayne or whoever from down the boozer. Any advice is much appreciated.
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 16:47:42 +0000
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