Im not offended by dumb-blonde jokes cos I know Im not dumb and Im not blonde. Dolly Parton She dyes her hair so much her passport has a colour wheel. I dont have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights. Should a Redhead Ninja be a referred to as a Ginja? Theres a fine line between a tan and looking like you rolled in doritos. His ears make him look like a taxi-cab with both doors open. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. So I said to her,Implants. Its hard having a big nose. I cant swim backstroke in the sea without someone shouting, “Shark!” When she first saw grey hairs, she thought shed dyed. The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook on it. Your teeth are like stars – they come out at night. Women fall at his feet – thats only because of his breath. Ive just plucked my eyebrows, I think they are out of tune. I didnt know my uncle had a denture until it came out in conversion. I had my neck removed six years ago and Ive never looked back since. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. Whenever he goes for a hair cut he asks for an oil change as well. So cross-eyed he can walk cross the road without looking right or left.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:42:12 +0000
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