Im not one to post my personal family issues on Social Media, but sometimes you run outta options, so here I go: I drive the family car 99% of the time, but every single time one of our cars has died out, my wife has been driving. She swears that she hasnt done anything out of the ordinary. Ive narrowed it down to two scenarios, based on her personality type ; 1. She is part of some underground drag racing circuit, or 2. Shes smuggling large numbers undocumented African immigrants from one place to another. If you see her in these streets abusing our used, compact, fuel efficient little vehicle, please let me know. I dont have the money to hire a Private Eye like other suspicious husbands, so I need yall help. Keep an eye out; she wont be hard to miss, shes over 6 ft. tall, and has locks down to her waist. Dont worry, I wont tell the Hood you snitching, well keep it all on the Low. Thanks.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 22:54:44 +0000
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