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Im pretty upset at everyones lack of originally and effort with their April fools jokes. But I feel I should let everyone know I made my way out of the closet this morning. The crawl was a hard and slippery slope. But Im a lot happier knowing that Ill never buy a plan b pill again. Ive also devoted my life to god. The Mormon god. The great mormo. He excepts me and my life style with my countless male companions. Sorry ladies... I just cant trust anything that doesnt poop. Im sure youll understand.