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Im reposting my status from forever ago cause Im hilarious. Taylor swift after her singing days Age 60 Taylor swift. So now I cant dance, I just pooped my pants, depends are backordered and I lost all my fans I almost broke ma hip, no more number one hits, Prune juice gives me the shits, and ow I just stepped on my tit. OO oo OO oo Age 40- Im getting chubby, just lost my hubby, cats on my lap and hes meowin Im ugly I havin hot flashes, my kids are smart asses, just strengthened the prescription on my glasses Age 35-Wish I was sixteen, man I had big dreams, moodswings wont stop crashing down on me.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 17:41:01 +0000

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