Im sitting in the sun, absorbed in my leftover penne alla vodka - TopicsExpress



          

Im sitting in the sun, absorbed in my leftover penne alla vodka con porcini, smiling to myself as I ingest near perfection, when I hear: Excuse me. Are you a registered voter? I slowly and stoicly draw my gaze up from my bowl of deliciousness to take in the sight of a conservatively-dressed, thirtyish male holding a stack of ballot signature forms. In the same slow, stoic manner, I nod my head. Can you take thirty second to sign some ballot measures? After a moment of patience collected, I respond: Im eating, I drawl. Its my only break of the day, and Im eating. Thirty seconds? he asks. Perhaps it is the meticulous and calculating shake of my head that sends him on his way in such a hurrry. Or maybe it is the melting of my sunglasses from the fire and brimstone shooting from my eyes on the other side. Either way, I am free to finish this vodka penne with no further interuptions.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:30:48 +0000

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