Im sure Mrs S worked for ATOS in a former life. For the last three weeks she has watched me struggle, grumble and groan. She has looked on as I pop Ibuprogen like they are Smarties and complained as I apply Deep Heat and hog the cushions. This morning after I finally phone in sick, after I book my first doctors appointment in six years, she starts writing me a list of Jobs you can do around the house on your day off. My day off? Yes, your day off. I wont have time and youve got nothing to do all day. Anyway, its backache. Everyone thinks youre pulling a fast one anyway. Well everyone can come round here and put my bloody shoes on for me because I cant! Theyll just say your pretending. If he can walk he can work theyll say. That would be fine if my job involved walking up to washing machines and TELLING them to work properly.....but its a bit more physical than that. Look. Just get the jobs done and go back to work before you starve the kids.....plus the fact, if you do these jobs itll keep you off Facebook. Hehe. You think?
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 07:31:18 +0000
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