Important: England please boycott Cadburys Cream Eggs. The dairy milk chocolate shell has been replaced by a standard cocoa substitute. This is just the first step in the slippery slope that Kraft is taking you towards towards the chopocalypse. I speak from experience! I unfortunately now live in the home of Kraft and I can tell you that this country wouldnt know chocolate from a high fructose corn syrup slap in the face. A few months ago I was excited to discover that they had started selling Cadbury Caramels in our local shop, that was until I actually tried one. Instead of melting in my mouth it crumbled! Crumbled into a disgusting hard to swallow lump of sickly brown shit. I thought maybe I had just got a bad batch but I was wrong. No matter how many times I tried them (and it was quite a few) it was the same disgusting crumbly vomit inducing crap. The quality of Cadburys chocolate might mean little here, after all this is a country where the most popular chocolate is m&ms. The only appeal of which is that they dont melt in their sweaty clutches, but Cadburys chocolate is important! Its a national institution, its one of the things that sets us apart. We may have let a US conglomerate buy this once great company but that doesnt mean we have to let them ruin it! What next??? The NHS? I just had to pay $1600 for an ultrasound! Is that what you want your future to be!? BTW Im pregnant! Boycott Cadburys Cream eggs!
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 01:41:15 +0000
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