“In India, we have a concept of caste. If one belongs to a backward caste and wants to attain success then one needs AN ESCAPE VELOCITY OF JUPITER to attain that success”. Shriman Pappu Gandhi speaking at a function in Vigyan Bhawan in New Delhi. Mr. Pappu’s speech left me confused and I am still tearing off my hair to understand the message he wanted to convey. Someone please help me understand the following points: (i) What is the parameter of SUCCESS understood by Mr. Pappu? (ii) When did and where did Mr. Pappu hear this word “ESCAPE VELOCITY OF JUPITER”? (iii) Does Mr. Pappu understand the meaning of ESCAPE VELOCITY OF JUPITER? (iv) Why do backward caste people need this great “ESCAPE VELOCITY OF JUPITER TO SUCCEED”? Isn’t it an indirect admission of FAILURES OF CONGRESS GOVERNMENT in rooting out this system from our society considering the fact that they are the one who ruled this nation most of the years (almost 50 years) after independence? My understanding of the issue As far as success of an individual Indian is considered, I think the problem and solution lies in the following; (a) In India, the definition of success is defined by a FAT BANK BALANCE. So Indians need jobs to get that elusive FAT BANK BALANCE. (b) To have such a FAT BANK BALANCE one needs an OPPORTUNITY which has almost vanished during the last 10 years of misrule by UPA. (c) To make yourself worthy of this OPPORTUNITY you need to have a good educational back ground for which you need QUALITY SCHOOLS. (d) To get admission in these so called QUALITY SCHOOLS, you again need to have a FAT BANK BALANCE from which you have to cough out few DOLLARS / Rupee to secure admission for your kids. (e) To acquire such a FAT BANK BALANCE you again need an OPPORTUNITY to convert your potential to performance. So the things get back to square 1. Earth is round. We have reached to the same point we had started from. Latest Event from the Congress Camp Mr. Kapil Sibal, Digvijay Singh, P. Chidambaram, Manmohan Mahesh Acharya Singh Purohit, Ambika Soni, Abhishek Manu Singhavi, Rajeev Shukla, Renuka Chowdhury and Man-I-Shit Tewari were last seen BANGING THEIR HEADS ON WALL trying to find out the connection between ESCAPE VELOCITY OF JUPITER WITH SUCCESS OF A BACKWARD CASTE YOUTH. Soniya Mata, Robert Vadar and Shiela Dixit were seen lauding the INTELIGENT PAPPU for issuing such a meticulously drafted statement which, in all probability, must be written by an ALIEN from PLANET MARS. Conclusion Mr. Pappu must continue to issue such an extra-ordinary statement almost every alternate week because every time Mr. Pappu speaks, few thousand Indians make a resolve NOT TO VOTE FOR CONGRESS AND MR. PAPPU. This is directly strengthening the case of Mr. Modi and his chances of becoming the PM of India gets momentum. Breaking News Internet search engine GOOGLE crashed for trying to find out the meaning of ESCAPE VELOCITY OF JUPITER. Addendum Only Pappu, his party, some of his party members, his extended family members and his Mata knows the secret and application of this ESCAPE VELOCITY OF JUPITER. Confused! 2G, CWG, Adarsh Housing Society, Coal Gate, Augusta Chopper Deal and many more are the results of application of this Golden Rule called “Escape Velocity of Jupiter”. Example: *oniya Mata, the 4th richest politician in the world with no Income proof to support this TAG. *obert *adra, the fastest person to join the billion dollar group with no apparent financial background to justify his billionaire status. Warning Message The formula “Escape Velocity of Jupiter” works only when Congress and its allies are voted to power. Live News Nidhi Razdan of NDTV was last seen taking a COOL SHOWER in North Pole because she felt very sad about her lack of knowledge about this term “Escape Velocity of Jupiter”. Earlier she went to Vatican but was refused permission because of the capacity crowd which reached there from Italy, the home town of *oniya Mata. All of them were hit by the same bug called “Escape Velocity of Jupiter” and they were showing identical SYNDROME the root cause of which traced to the speech of Mr. Pappu Gandhi.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 08:22:59 +0000
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