In Oregon, we have these great drive-up Coffee Kiosks called Dutch Brothers. I take my fifteen year old Grand Daughter there often, on the way to school. Besides having the usual array of Lattes, Espressos (with no x) they have well trained Baristas, who are strong on customer service. But, to a person, they almost always ask the same questions. So, where are you going? Im taking her to school. This leads to a discussion of where she goes to school, etc. On Thursday and Friday, they change things up. So, what are your plans for the weekend? I thought of saying, Well, Im going to your place and I am going to kill your Mother. Then, I realize this is Eugene. I should have said, Im going to your cardboard box and Im going to kill your dog. Then, I realize I am talking to a Hipster, Barista in Eugene. I should have said, Im going to your cardboard box and Im going to feed your dog GMOs until he grows a second tail and dies.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 06:24:41 +0000
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