In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He went to her and asked, Mama, do you know me? She responded, Why, yes I do know you Mr. Pollus. Ive known you since you were a young Boy, and to be frank, you have been a big disappointment to your parents and to the society. You are a liar, you cheat people including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big man when you dont even have brains. Yes, I know you! The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mama, do you know the defense lawyer? She replied, Yes, I do. I have known Mr. Gideon since he was a young boy too. He has been your very good friend since childhood because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. In fact he is a criminal and he cant even build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him. The defense lawyer almost fainted. The Judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice, said, If any of you idiots asks her if she knows me, Ill make sure you loose your license..
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 06:06:16 +0000
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