In a field somewhere, anywhere, an alien arrived late at her doctor’s appointment. There are spectators all around, eager to watch the freak show. Everything seemed to be ready, except for a gigantic flop: the doctor is in reality, a simple veterinarian, specialized in Birds, especially ducks and mice (he worked for 4 years at the Disney Hospital for Animals Cartoons). Well….it is a big problem, of course, the alien could care less; while the spectators grow impatience, the fake doctor pushes the alien toward a tent where he starts to get dress for the check up. The cape is obviously too large for him(who!the alien or the doctor?….we don’t know yet) A sound is heard from the crowd…..a little girl comes forward….she has a bell in her hand…..and a cheeto in the other. The doctor shouts, ”There’s my bell!”…..the alien flies parallel to the ground towards the little girl…she puts out her hand with the cheeto in it….the alien favorite food is only inches away from his mouth, but at the very last moment, the girl quickly put it in her mouth with a malicious grin. Apparently, this is the reason why the aliens invaded earth.
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 12:11:08 +0000
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