In a hood somewhere in the world . . . Neek Neek is walking down the street to the CandyLadyHouse again today and she has a list in her head . . . she’s getting 2 packs of NowLaters, 2 Chic-O-Sticks, a pack of fun Dip, a box of Lemonheads, 10 penny cookies, 3 Fireballs and a pickle. . . on the way she passes the following: 1. Miss Netta and Miss Bernie on the porch sitting in the kitchen chairs. Both of them wearing a house dress and some slides but Miss Netta has half her head in rollers (the pink sponge ones) Miss Bernie on the phone with her head cocked to the side holding it between her ear and her shoulder . . .she still got the beige phone with the spiral cord and the looooooooong plug cord so she can take the phone outside . . .They are eating crabs straight out of the pot . . . flies EVERYWHERE, but they got the flyswatters out there with them . . . 2. Then she passes Tasha and Mike’s house. It is 4pm and Neek Neek notices that Mike has just pulled up . . .looks like he got off work early. Tasha must know he’s early too cause she is at the front door as Mike is walking up the driveway. Meanwhile Neek Neek notices that George that lives down the street is leaning against the left side of the house peeping around the front . . . Neek Neek wonders why is he in his draws and a beater holding his pants? She just shrugs and keeps walking. 3. Next she passes one of the noisiest houses on the street, the Jones house. Guaranteed every time you pass someone is getting cussed out or someone INSIDE the house is having a conversation with someone OUTSIDE house. For example, when Neek Neek passes, Lil JuneJune is outside trying to finsh tearing up his lil sister’s Barbie car . . . the thing has no battery and they been driving this thing on the pavement, racing it, and some more stuff. . . . Mama Jones has had it and wants him to come in the house and get her a glass of kool aid: Mama Jones: JUNE JUNE!!! . . . . JUNE JUNE!! JuneJune: HUH!!!!!? Mama Jones: DON’T HUH ME BOY!!! JuneJune: MA’AM?!!!! Mama Jones: GET OFF THAT CAR AND GET IN THIS HOUSE! JuneJune: BUT I AINT DOIN NUTIN’! Mama Jones: BOY! I AINT PLAYING WICHYOU!! GET IN HERE AND GET ME A GLASS OF KOOL-AID! DON’T MAKE ME GET UP, CUZ IF I GET UP YOU GETTING A BEATING!!!! 4. Finally she arrives at the CandyLady house. She walks in and Neicy is gluing weave in Lisa’s hair . . Lisa is George’s girlfriend. . . .you know George who was leaning against the left side of Tasha’s house peeping around the front? . . . the dog, Killer Boo, is chewing on somebody’s retro Jordans and Uncle Lou is eating a plate of left over collards and rice with some stewed chicken. Neek Neek goes in the kitchen and the CandyLady is frying fish. The CandyLady washes the cornmeal off her hands gets Neek Neek’s goodies. As Neek Neek is walking out she can’t help but overhear Lisa and Neicy’s conversation. Lisa says to Neicy, “I have been calling George for the past 30 minutes . . . why won’t he pick up his phone. . .?????” . . . . Meanwhile at Tasha’s house George has left his phone . . .it fell under the bed and it is on vibrate .. . . Mike is wondering where this buzzing is coming from . . . #NotGonnaEndWell Ahhhh . . . .the things that can happen in the hood
Posted on: Tue, 24 Sep 2013 03:27:45 +0000
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