In a world of casual fans one man stand to against all odds. His facial hair was taken from the armpit of Chuck Norris. He emerges from his parents basement to fight off the hords of casual fans. When he is needed his mom yells at him to go outside. He was meant to fight crime or at least do the laundry. He is a level 99 paladin on world of warcraft. He only takes a break from battle to eat a hot pocket or two. His weapon of choice is a poorly made replica anime sword constructed of cardboard and duct tape. It is the color of pink paint mixed with black paint from his attempt to make red since he didnt have any actual red paint. His bullet belts carry only slim jims. He carries a backpack full of collector addition comics that he will never actually read because that would decrease their value. He wears a fedora plucked straight from the asshole of satan. He fights of his arch enemies the dreadful Captain Get-a-job and The Internet Lagger. His only ally is his sidekick known only as The Troll. If there is ever an actual fight he will be nearby recording it because he has a YouTube channel. HE IS CAPTAIN NECKBEARD!
Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 03:17:33 +0000
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