In an engineering class a teacher asked what is a machine? Skhonuz (student) kept on smiling Teacher:why youre smiling? Skhonuz:Sir,to study engineering was a childhood dream.Im so happy to be here finally. Teacher:no need to be so happy define a machine. Skhonuz:a machine is anything that reduces human effort. Teacher:will you please elaborate. Skhonuz:anything that simplifies work or saves time,is a machine.its a warm day,press a button get blast of air.The fan...A machine.Speak to a friend miles away The telephone...A machine Compute millions in seconds The calculator...A machine.Were surrounded by machines.from a pens nib to a pants zip-all machines,in a second up down up down up down Teacher:what is the definition Skhonuz:sir I just gave it to you Teacher:Youll write this in an exam? This is a machine-(demonstrates with his zip)up,down up,down,idiot anybody else? John raise up his hand teacher points at him. John:Sir machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are so constrained and by which means ,force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut,or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot ,etc.especially,a construction,more or less complex,consisting of a combination of a moving parts,or simple mechanical elements as wheels,levers,cams etc. Teacher:wonderful ,sit down John:Thank you Skhonuz:But sir,I said the same thing,in simple language. Teacher:if you prefer simple language join Arts and Commerce college. Skhonuz:one must get the meaning too.whats the use of cramming a book definition Teacher:you think youre smarter than the book? Skhonuz:but sir there are other books... Teacher:get out Skhonuz:why? Teacher:in simple language -Out (skhonuz leaves the class then comes back after a few seconds) Teacher:whyre you back? Skhonuz:I forgot something. Teacher:what? Skhonuz:Instruments that records analyze,summarize,organize,debate and explain information;that are illustrated,non-illustrated,hard-bond,paperback,jacketed,non-jacketed,with foreword,introduction table -of-contents,index,that are intended for the enlightment,understanding enrichment,enhancements and education of the human brain through the sensory of vision,sometimes touch Teacher:what do you mean??? Skhonuz:BOOKS I forgot my books,may I? Teacher:couldnt you ask simply Skhonuz:I tried simply didnt work #Bosso_ke_Skhonuz
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 07:30:01 +0000
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