In case you guys havent been following Barneys run for President - TopicsExpress



          

In case you guys havent been following Barneys run for President in 2016, I gotta thank my Sister Paula who is his campaign Manager and future Secretary of Steak and Carey Johnson and his Used Dog Fred who will be White House spokes barker for pushing this forward. Barney cant get on the ballot because hes a Dog. Write in votes however can be counted in most States. Barney wanting to appeal to as many groups as possible is looking for a running mate. He wants an Elderly Lesbian Cat for his running mate. He is taking applications. You can submit your applications here or on Barneys page. He has already decided on two Ambassadors. He believes in giving second chances. He will offer convicted murderer Mike Vick the Ambassadorship to Liberia with a one way ticket. I dont think his selection for Ambassador to Nepal will be accepted however but it might. Detroit? Nepal? Hmmmm! Which one is the worst? I suggested Cat Stevens and got that look. He wants Bob Seger just due to one song. https://youtube/watch?v=wd3Mt8JBBBg
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 16:50:44 +0000

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