In honor of the aging mortgage industry...THE PERKS OF BEING OVER - TopicsExpress



          

In honor of the aging mortgage industry...THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60: 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4) People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you? 5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6) There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7) Things you buy now wont wear out. 8) You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9) You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 13:04:57 +0000

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