In late 2013, the then newest issue of the American Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM for short) defined a new mental illness, the so-called “oppositional defiant disorder” or ODD. According to the DSM, ODD is defined as: […] an “ongoing pattern of disobedient, hostile and defiant behavior,” symptoms include questioning authority, negativity, defiance, argumentativeness, and being easily annoyed. Do you suffer from ODD? Both men and women can be afflicted with this debilitating disease which not only causes acute public embarrassment, it may also require hospitalization or compulsory quarantine to prevent contagion. But now even occasional episodes of oppositional defiance disorder can be relieved with a high-dose daily regime of Obedium*. Obedium is available for free withou a prescription. Contact your doctor if you show signs of doubt about the sincerity or integrity of your betters or the veracity/objectivity of major media, if you ever wonder about the manifest benefits and inherent fairness of rigged trade, if you question whether corporations are real persons or deserving of welfare services, if you wonder whether it’s the divine right of 1% of the world’s population owns more than half its wealth and resources, if you don’t understand the need to relinquish your privacy and personal liberties in order to security your freedom, if you worry about global warming or nuclear war with Russia, you find yourself puzzled about what the US Constitutional actually says, or if you oppose the divine right of the wealthy to bribe politicians, conduct a proper one dollar, one vote democracy, or wage war anywhere these rights are challenged. These and other symptoms may be signs of a more serious form of ODD requiring forced quarantine and possibly drone treatment. * Frequent side effects of Obedium include painful cognitive dissonance, profound delusions, dissociative disorders, bipolar disorders, schizophrenia, frequent thoughts of homocide, and permanent psychosis. Contact your insurer immediately, BEFORE seeking medical treatment, if you experience convulsions, cardiac arrest, or respiratory failure in order to verify coverage. Do not take Obedium if you are drinking Hopium in excess. Talk to your dealer, I mean doctor.
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 00:16:42 +0000
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