In light of todays Hobby Lobby ruling, Im excited to roll out a new religion Ive been developing: Dickism. We dicks find the following to be morally reprehensible and totally against our sincere religious beliefs: Healthcare of any kind, holidays, unions, the minimum wage, weekends, pensions, the eight hour workday, lunch breaks, equal pay, sick days, and anything preceding the word “regulations.” Other than that, the DickLord says pretty much anything goes. All you have to do to join is tithe a one-time fee of $1,000,000 to me, Head Dick, and I’ll have you added to the dick rolls for life. I look forward to converting a lot of CEOs.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 05:00:05 +0000
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