In order to make everyones status viewing pleasurable I have formulated the following politically correct , gender free, extremely neutral, non offensive Facebook status generator . Pick the status update for me that best suits your viewing enjoyment .Then comment with the correlating multiple choice answer. Here goes A) Schrodingers cat status B) Picture of a puppy ( we have to keep in mind that some breeds are discriminated against so it must be a notably discriminated breed but we can not offend the discriminators so said puppy must be snarling or wearing a questionable outfit IE leather pants C) pertaining to the weather as long as its not definitive ( we cant say its raining ) people in Arizona would feel like we are bragging while people in Seattle would see this as mocking . We cant say its "nice outside" because its too subjective and someone may not have the same opinion of what "nice" is . D) A Bible verse . This must be posted multiple times in several different versions and then followed up by itself with a status of its own completely written in 16th century old English KJV, Greek and Hebrew( we must cover it all ) Also it can not be taken out of context , or mention anything definitive. So no imperative ,declarative or exclamatory sentences . E) Create your own status for me that best suits you, following the above instructions and directions afterword . We must not talk about the following ; plans for the day , friends ,family , anything sad or that could be deemed in the least bit unpleasant , anything deemed personnel or that is deemed unstatus quo like. Also before submitting your status for me please contact the following organizations and have them sign a notarized legal statement approving of your submission; PETA, Green Peace , NRA, Food Network ,NASCAR , Democratic National convention as well as Republican ,Tea Party ,Independent , HSLDA, NWACP , MOPS , MAD, LGBT , Mattel , A Buddhist monk and lastly approval from two of the proceeding celebrities Martha Stewart , Oprah , Angelina and or Brad (as long as Jennifer co-signs) Tom Cruise , Mel Gibson , Phillis Dillar , or Yoko Ono . Thank you and enjoy your status for me .
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 13:20:57 +0000
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