In the morning i have to go on the radio and talk all heroic about this kitten saving so to set the record straight there was a cat orphanage on fire seven stories high, a plane full off cats about to crash into it and the hopes and dreams of the sports world cup victory resting in this cat filled tinder box of impending doom. I single handedly disbanded Ukip whilst fighting a dragon (explains the fire) before triple back flipping through the engulfed rubble to save the kitten. I and I alone made it to the roof top where upon my arrival FBI agents had mistaken me for a terrorist as the roof was about to explode not unlike the plot of Die Hard I thought. I blew my thistle whistle summoning hulk hogan to teach me through ancient mind melding techniques how to leg drop us both to safety. The high powered python masters teachings of said leg drop was with such gusto and force the resulting after shock corrected the planes navigation system, fused time and space into one single element thus banishing the dragon and quite conveniently the previous mentioned political party from ever existing . Every nation became one over the selfless act of joy and this resulting factor we won every sports world cup ever as we were all one nation one team. All before I could even stop to think about it. slow fade up of audio.....
Posted on: Tue, 17 Jun 2014 16:51:48 +0000
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