India is a super-duper great nation . These are the beautiful reasons why : 1. Every next person litters the road and then says India is so dirty . Then takes a flight to a foreign country , doesnt litter there and says Other countries are so clean . 2. Actors like Nawazuddin Siddiqui , Irrfan Khan , Manoj Vajpayee are not recognized as stars but actors like Akshay , Shahrukh and Salman are considered Superstars . 3. 9/10 of Indias highest grossing movies are bullshit . No no , not bullshit ! Bullshit can be used for many things . They are brainfarts . Yes . 4. People like Manik Sarkar are not known but people like Rahul Gandhi, Raghu Ram and Rannvijay are considered youth icons of India . 5. Teenagers follow singers like Yo Yo Honey Singh who started his career with songs such as Ch**t hiphop and yet complain about misogyny in society . The crass music and lyrics is not even a concern for them . #YOLO #SWAG 6. Creating statues of oneself or some other leader worth crores of money is more of a concern for politicians rather than doing something worthwhile . 7. Religion is what matters the most . And if a person of other religion does not align with your ideologies and culture , burn them ! 8. A movie like Lunch box is awarded by Dubai International film festival but not even given a worth mention in Indian award shows . Why ? Because Chennai Express was the movie of the year in Filmfare and IIFA . 9. Ultra-idiotic shows like Roadies and Bigg Boss are considered youth sensation . Why ? Because voyeurism is hep . We even like watching others taking a shit . #TAKEASHIT #TAKEASHITBABY 10. A girl is raped ? Get out on the streets . That is the only way the justice shall prevail . Otherwise waiting 21 years to get justice for a rape crime is just so normal . It is a day to day thing . #i_love_my_india #bottoms_up
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 11:37:53 +0000
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