Industry of Jokes True Definitions that no Dictionary will ever give you: 1. SCHOOL: A place where Dad pays and Son plays. 2. STUDENT: someone who knows little of everything. 3. PROFESSOR: someone that knows a lot about soooo little 4. LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. 5. LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 6. NURSE: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 7. MARRIAGE: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor. degree and a woman gains her masters. 8. DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage. 9. CIGARETTE: Tobaco rolled in a piece of paper, burning at one end, and a fool at the other end. 10. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 11. CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 12. COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 13. DICTIONARY : A place where Success comes before Work. 14. FATHER: A banker provided by nature. 15. CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. 16. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 17. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 18. DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 19. SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 20. OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 21. YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 22. COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 23. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes 24. E.T.C: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 12:51:20 +0000
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