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Inspector: Am I right in thinking theres a real frog in here ? Mr. Hilton : Yes, a little one. Inspector : What sort of frog ? Mr. Hilton : A dead frog. Inspector : Is it cooked ? Mr. Hilton : No. Inspector : What, a raw frog ???? Mr. Hilton : Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown in from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple-smooth, treble milk-chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted in glucose. Inspector : Thats as may be, but its still a frog ! Mr. Hilton : What else ?? Inspector : Well, dont you even take the bones out ???? Mr. Hilton : If we took the bones out, it wouldnt be crunchy, would it ??? Just enjoying the season with a little MPFC. Have a great Christmas, everybody.
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 16:29:22 +0000

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