Insurance Money A woman recently lost her husband. Though not wealthy, he had made enough money that they were comfortable, for the most part. He had been quite the miser, never spending much money on anything beyond the necessities of life. This extended after his death as well, as he left instructions that he be cremated, thus saving the costs of a casket and cemetery plot. Fulfilling his request, she had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter and began talking to him, tracing her fingers in the ashes. You know that fur coat you kept promising me Id get one day Irving? I bought it with the insurance money! She then said, Irving, do you remember that new car you promised me as well? Well, I bought that with the insurance money too! And the nice home, jewels, clothes? You always promised me that some day we would have those things. Well, using the insurance money, I have them now. Still tracing her finger in the ashes she said, Irving remember that blowjob I promised you? Here it comes...
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 15:44:36 +0000
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