Interesting. The Mark is something else. We will be the oddballs, People. Everyone will think this is the best thing since sliced bread. We will look like the Amish in how backward we are. While this video makes it look ominous, it wont appear ominous at all. It will look easy as pie. They will not be shoving painful probes into our heads. We will be peeling and sticking tattoos onto ourselves, voluntarily- excitedly even. We will receive them in the mail like new credit cards. There will be big bonus rewards attached to them. We will get massive mileage rewards with them. We will get free luggage with them. We will get interest free borrowing for 5 years! It will be the best deal we have ever seen. Our hands will shake with excitement as we stick those new credit cards to ourselves. It will mean the end of terrorism, the end of illegal immigration and the end of gun control laws. Because the government can now tell the good guys from the bad guys so easily, we will now be completely free from police brutality. It will be the perfect solution for Dems and GOP alike. We will stand out as the biggest wet blankets in the world- even to our own party. You watch. Your whole family and all your friends and neighbors will be grabbing onto these things faster than a bowl of spicy chicken wings at a Sea Hawk game. They will not understand your hesitation. Its just a tattoo! Its just a new credit card! It a great solution for the worst problems we have been facing for DECADES! And they will be correct. It will be a great solution for those problems. Too bad they are going to hell. That being said, there will be police and soldiers who DO get things shoved into their heads that will suck all humanity right out of them. And they wont hesitate to murder our children in front of us or cut their fingers off, one by one, until we submit. Sometimes I hate mankind.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 22:11:01 +0000