Interesting tidbits for todays airport adventure: I saw a woman spit while waiting for the train. A recording announced that no smoking was allowed on the platform. A young man said to his friends, check it, and lit a cigarette. The laughed. One kinda high-fived him. Airports are a convenient way to remind myself that while I live in Minneapolis, I also live in Minnesota. This is another country as far as I can see. I heard a woman using her loud voice on her cell. I thought, I bet she brings her own pillow on the plane. I was correct. The woman in front of me at security was a mega-pro-ninja-traveler. Ive never seen anyone have their shit together like that. Of the 200 premade sandwiches for sale, 200 had mayonnaise on them. I wonder if theres actually a difference between ordering a double shot of vodka, or a Bloody Mary at 9am. One seems more socially acceptable for some reason. Spirit Airlines will end your financial stability of youre unprepared. No matter how much I try to prepare, I will have to poop at the airport. If you can get a handicap stall in the bathroom, just camp out in there until your flight.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 15:45:22 +0000
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