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Intr-o dimineata, un locatar al unui imobil se trezeste si isi arunca privirea pe fereastra, cand ce sa vada? Vecinul lui juca tenis cu Pete Sampras, insa nu numai ca juca ci il si batea!!!! Dupa amiaza se intalneste cu vecinul sau si il intreaba cum a reusit performanta. Vecinul, foarte plictisit ii spune sa mearga la baltoaca amestecata cu mal de pe marginea drumului si sa ia pestisorul din noroi sa-l spele si sa-l arunce in mare, dupa care pestisorul ii va indeplini o dorinta, cu o singura precizare insa si anume: pestisorul este cam surd. Executa transferul pestisorului si este intrebat ce dorinta are, la care rapunde ca isi doreste "mult aur". Pestisorul fiind cam surd il mai intreaba de cateva ori. Se intoarce omul nostru acasa fericit, cand ce sa vada? In fata blocului gaseste "un taur". Suparat se duce la vecinul sau si incepe sa-i reproseze. Vecinul insa cu calm ii raspunde: Pai, mai vecine tu crezi ca eu am vrut sa fiu "tare-n tenis"? Da si-un like!

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