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It is Burns Nicht the nicht. Due to breakdown with the victuals delivery the traditional haggis will be replaced by a beer can up the bum chicken smeared in hot rub and Bar-B-Q sauce. As it is just me for supper I dont think anyone will notice. Also the piper will get a wee tapitan o whisky at the door. It will be inside the door and Ill drink it if he doesnt (A mighty feat as a Scottish tapitan is equal to the English kilderkin and is 18 gallons.) So Ill leave ye now wid a wee scimmee of poetry (Och Its by Rabbie wad de ye expect ?): A prince can mak a belted knight, A marquis, duke, an a that; But an honest mans abon his might, Gude faith, he maunna fa that! and And find me in the morning light asleep and had enough of bleather. He done finished the whisky off and keeled over in the heather.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 08:28:06 +0000

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