It is such a challenge to date a village girl. 1. She never take a bath in your presence. 2. She jumps into bed with her clothes and undress under the blankets. 3. When she kisses you she will open her mouth like she is yawning and shoves her tongue down your throat. 4. When you making out she screams like a pig locked and tied up in abutcher..or a dog stuck in the fence. 5. Call her baby,my angel,my love,honey she will call you by your surname [ e.g ba phiri,ba mpundu Ba kapijipanga ] like you are a witchdoctor. 6. While discussing your favourite music she will most likely tell you about her undying love for Mwine mushi,Kasaka n kabova 7. And she will call a condom a satanic rubber 8. When you buy her a blackberry phone,even a bbm tone is drunk in love beyonce 9.Even when you goin for a swim she wil wear legings in th pool 10.When you on a date she will always ask for Yes drink or Tangy
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 04:47:21 +0000
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