It is the best person in the worlds birthday today! Lindsay Marie Myers you force of nature. Almost a decade hanging out with you, celebrating your birthdays, watching you grow up to one of the most kickass chicks on planet earth. Youre a babe and a knock out and you complete me and you had me at hello and youre the wind beneath my wings and IIIIIIII-ee-IIIIIII wiiilll alllwaaayyyss loooovveee yoooouuuu-ooooouuu. Youre the reason I dont do cocaine. Youre the reason why Im not in jail yet. Your creativity and kindness keeps me jealous of you. Youre so unique and weird. I like watching you grow up because old age makes you even weirder. Lately you got this culty Mormon thing going on with your hair and your pants look like they were made from pirate flags. Im really into that. Thats hot to me and youll always be my 60s muse, my rhythm and blues, my rock n roll baby, my punk rock mama, youre the cats meow, the cats pyjamas, heck, youre the cat! I catch you randomly meowing in the mirror and again, Im into that. Without you I would be nothing but dust. Something to be swept up and thrown into the wind where my ashes will spill across the streets of Hamilton blinding pedestrians the way your love blinded me. I look forward to years of judging judgmental people together, to more apartment dancing, to more bickering, to more everything. Youre super cool and if only high school Clifford could see me now, the fat nerdy kid scored the jackpot! Wango bango! When you wake up in the morning and see this message, look down at the floor. You will see a trail of cookies leading into an unknown cave of desires. Enter that cave. And bring the cookies.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 05:11:36 +0000
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