It seems that as we age, and by we I mean men, we forget certain things. For example one of the things we forget is how do get dressed. Now Im not talking about the difference between Windson Knot and Four-in-Hand or dont wear a stripped shirt with a stripped suit type of dressing. Im talking about some really basic shi8!! Here is the proper order in which to get dressed at a gym after taking a shower: First our on your undershorts…PERIOD! Your socks are not the first things to go on and then prance around chatting and giving advice. No, No, No, and F--k no! Put on your damn underwear because no one in that locker room wants see you or chat with you as your nut sack is swinging bellow your knees banging into things, knocking peoples gym bags on the floor etc. Second immediatly put on your undershirt or shirt. Most of us are not atrracted by sagging man boobs. I dont care how comfortable you are in your own skin or how confident. Cover up, NOW! Once you do these two things you can take it easy and rest a bit but maybe just see if you can reduce the radius of your belongings being strewed about to under 5 feet. This is a locker room not a damn garage sale. One last thing. If you are going to sit on a locker room bench without your underwear put a towel betwixt your butt and the bench. This aint your living room. I swear Im gonna kick the bench out from the next guy I see doing that…then Ill run. Sorry for the intervention ambush and I appreciate that youre at the gym at an advanced age but no one likes locker rooms and these 3 simple requests make it all suck a little less.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000
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