It seems that the Glazers, the American owners of troubled English Premier League club Manchester United who are currently lying mid-table, a position they are unaccustomed to, are requesting the aid of private investigators and possibly the FBI to investigate the mind-boggling lost of form of the greatest football club to have ever graced the sporting world. Private investigators and also the FBI, aided by Interpol is said to have begun their investigations beginning with new manager Moyes who was handpicked by Uniteds legendary now retired manager Sir Alex Ferguson, under whom United enjoyed so much glory. Also under investigations are a new kid, Adnan Januzaj and Maroune Felliani, a player Moyes bought from his old club Everton. According to a source who spoke on conditions of anonymity, the Glazers began suspecting the three when evidence was produced by a foreign source of a secret rendezvous filmed on camera of the three with a certain Mr. Anwar Ibrahim at a coffee shop in Permatang Pauh. Mr. Ibrahim is known throughout the world as the man responsible for the 1st and 2nd World War, the sinking of the Titanic, the drought in Somalia, Hurricane Katherina, 9/11, the botched curcumsicion of Mr. Bobbit and Global Warming and is believed to be the man responsible why Pluto is now not considered a planet. The investigations are ongoing and it is believed that a certain Mr Koyakutty would be produced to provide the final nail in this bizzare case and the career of Mr Moyes, Januzaj and Felliani. As to the whereabouts of Mr Ibrahim, it is suspected that he is now in hiding somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 23:15:11 +0000
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