>> It was entertainment night at the senior >> citizens center. >> >> >> After the community >> sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the >> star of the show- Claude the >> Hypnotist! >> >> >> >> >> >> Claude explained that >> he was going to put the whole audience into a >> trance. >> >> >> >> >> >> Yes, each and >> every one of you and all at the same time. said >> Claude. >> >> >> >> >> >> The excited chatter >> dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his >> waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and >> chain. >> >> >> >> >> >> I want you to >> keep your eyes on this watch said Claude, holding the >> watch high for all to >> see. >> >> >> >> >> >> It is a very >> special and valuable watch that has been in my family for >> six generations said >> Claude. >> >> >> >> >> >> He began to swing the >> watch gently back and forth while quietly >> chanting >> >> >> >> >> >> Watch the watch >> --- Watch the watch ----Watch the >> watch >> >> >> >> >> >> The audience became >> mesmerized as the watch swayed back and >> forth. >> >> >> >> >> >> The lights were >> twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming >> surfaces. >> >> >> >> >> >> A hundred and fifty >> pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying >> watch. >> >> >> >> >> >> They were >> hypnotized. >> >> >> >> >> >> And then, suddenly, the >> chain broke!!! >> >> >> >> >> >> The beautiful watch >> fell to the stage and burst apart on >> impact >> >> >> >> >> >> SHIT said >> Claude. >> >> >> >> >> >> It took them three days >> to clean the Senior Citizens Center and Claude was >> never invited there >> again
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 23:02:35 +0000
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