It was grammar time in the classroom and the teacher asked if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Sally raised her hand and the teacher said, “OK Sally, let’s hear your sentence.” Sally replied, “My Granny’s dog had puppies and she let me hold them. I thought that was fascinating.” The Teacher said, “No Sally that is not correct. The word is fascinate not fascinating.” Sally replied, “But I was fascinated by that.” The Teacher said, “No that is not right either. The word is fascinate, not fascinating or fascinated.” So Little Johnny raised his hand. The Teacher said to herself, “Oh no. But how could he mess fascinate up?” So she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, “My Aunt Tilly has a pink sweater with ten buttons. But her tits are so f-in big, she can only fasten eight!”
Posted on: Thu, 04 Jul 2013 00:16:00 +0000